Autismus – Boreš, Ferat a pan Theodor
Theodor Pištěk proslavil v Čechách automobily Porsche na svých bravurních hyperrealistických plátnech již v průběhu 70. let. Vyzvali jsme ho tedy k projížďce nejnovějším modelem automobilky a k návštěvě slavného Ferata i rodiště Ferdinanda Porscheho. Dle starosty Vratislavic pochází jméno slavného konstruktéra překvapivě z českého jména Boreš, pan Pištěk kontroval poodhalením svojí vášně pro automobily a rychlost.
Autismus je nový formát krátkých filmů o automobilismu, umění a širších kulturních a civilizačních souvislostech, který ve spolupráci s Artyčok.tv připravuje autorské trio Hynek Alt, Pavel Vančát a Jan Vidlička. Pilotní série krátkometrážních profilů umělců a s nimi souvisejících automobilů se snaží pojímat automobil jako ztělesnění osobnosti a sebeprojekce. První tři díly ukazují zajímavé kulturní osobnosti v neobyklých situacích a odpovědích. V hlavních rolích: Theodor Pištěk, Olgoj Chorchoj, Jasanský/Polák, Vladimír 518.
- Oh, well, you´d like to hear the long name we write on letters and everywhere.00:00:12.974
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- For sure, there is Dr. Ing. Porsche GmbH Construtionen um Beratung für motor,00:00:17.844
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- Etc.00:00:21.928
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- Mr Pištěk, shall we go?00:00:23.712
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- Boreš,00:00:29.166
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- Ferat,00:00:31.204
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- and Mr Theodor.00:00:34.727
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- Ferdinand Porsche´s exposition, Vratislavice nad Nisou00:00:43.308
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- They are great cars, Ferrari...00:00:46.505
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- For me, it is a matter of heart.00:00:53.342
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- If you take me to a car showroom, and if I could choose, it will always be a Porsche,00:00:56.979
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- because a Porsche is the car for men.00:01:03.395
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- Here it would be good to look at the motor.00:01:06.467
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- It looks like a Škoda, but, if you turn it on...00:01:12.099
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- For me, cars were like marihuana,00:01:22.083
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- it is something so specific, for me it was a kind of relaxation,00:01:25.894
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- I was shut in my studio, or working hard in Barandov studios.00:01:32.321
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- Races are drugs for me.00:01:40.983
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- I´d like to ask what kind of cars you were racing in.00:01:48.788
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- In anything.00:01:51.984
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- And in a Porsche?00:01:53.811
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- I have driven a Porsche thousand times,00:01:55.813
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- but I have never raced a Porsche.00:01:58.357
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- I raced a Saab, Toyota, and a Škoda, of course.00:02:01.282
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- I´ve been thinking of starting racing as well.00:02:09.440
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- There were many great female racers.00:02:12.639
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- Even men could hardly beat them.00:02:15.920
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- Dear sports viewers,00:02:19.629
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- don´t try to imitate what you can see here on this closed circuit.00:02:21.517
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- The number of car accidents here, in Europe, and in the whole world are alarming.00:02:26.117
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- People are not used to speeding.00:02:32.487
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- They used to have cars such as a Žigulík, and a Wartburg.00:02:36.251
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- Now we have just passed a car mart,00:02:43.276
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- now anybody can buy a Maserati, Porsche, and a BMW.00:02:47.409
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- A man gets in a car, and he doesn´t know what to do.00:02:54.417
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- Say Porsche, I always imagine a sports car, a super sports car,00:03:11.818
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- and, to tell the truth, I´d say it is the best sports car.00:03:16.978
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- Say a sports car, I always imagine Porsche.00:03:20.339
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- Naturally, there are other cars which are interesting, but00:03:27.068
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- a Porsche is a Porsche.00:03:28.712
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- What I like about Porsche is that you can drive it to your work,00:03:57.824
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- and you can race in it, that is why it is so exceptional.00:04:02.765
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- It is great!00:04:41.342
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- Are you taking pictures?00:04:47.026
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- It is an Italian guy.00:04:51.225
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- Yes.00:04:53.361
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- They are the best guys to be friends with.00:04:54.704
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- It means a lot, not only for Vratislavice,00:05:04.768
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- but for the whole Czech republic.00:05:07.876
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- Mr Porsche was born here, even though most of his life he didn´t live here.00:05:10.866
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- He went to school here, he started constructing cars for the first time.00:05:17.304
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- Mostly these cars drive a man, not the opposite.00:05:34.291
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- They have such a power that only a few F1 drivers can drive them.00:05:39.274
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- The metaphor with a Ferat is not exaggerated.00:05:45.478
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- The Ferat was nonsense.00:05:50.592
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- It was a seriously meant concept that was not successful.00:06:08.586
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- I think there is something missing, a honeycomb.00:06:11.522
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- It is possible.00:06:14.978
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- The wing looks horrible.00:06:18.146
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- I´d say the back is not original, there was another light.00:06:22.396
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- We can put it away.00:06:28.901
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- These round lights were not there.00:06:30.556
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- Please do not touch the exhibits.00:06:33.734
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- Good morning.00:06:39.132
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- I am glad to meet you.00:06:42.198
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- I made an appointment with..00:06:44.446
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- Do not lie!00:06:46.643
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- He lies a lot, he is a liar, he is horrible.00:06:48.347
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- Imagine having him home.00:06:55.125
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- Who will guide us?00:07:03.601
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- I think there are different things from the film,00:07:05.848
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- for example, the back or the car was different,00:07:09.374
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- the lights were different, behind the window there was a honeycomb.00:07:12.892
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- Mr Pištěk, I was given the car00:07:19.189
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- since then nobody has touched it.00:07:22.298
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- You must have been at school fifteen years ago.00:07:25.436
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- Thank you.00:07:28.623
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- It was funny, because it was supposed to go fast,00:07:35.555
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- but it did not go at all.00:07:39.836
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- I know that Mr Fousek could drive it, but nobody else could do so...00:07:42.181
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- So he put the wig as Veškrnová.00:07:47.329
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- It was maximum wih respect to the years and my possibilities.00:07:53.028
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- What are you feeling now, is there any nostalgia for the future?00:08:00.800
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- You could feel nostalgia only for the past, for youth.00:08:04.797
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- Yes, but, at that time it was the future.00:08:08.166
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- At that time the imaginations of future were limited.00:08:12.065
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- What do you think, what can we expect in the year 2520?00:08:14.571
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- I don´t know, I just know there is an urn grove waiting for me.00:08:18.270
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- For all of us.00:08:20.975
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- You could paint a picture, a Porsche.00:08:23.982
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- Give me a canvas. And I will do it.00:08:26.510
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- What do you focus on now?00:08:28.889
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- I know you made costumes a lot.00:08:30.761
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- I mainly focus on women...00:08:33.207
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- I see...00:08:34.730
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- My heart beats only in case of Porsches.00:08:39.455
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- It is not so cheap...00:08:42.101
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- It wasn´t designed to possess the features00:08:44.316
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- that attract hairdressers, and hockey players´mistresses.00:08:47.484
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- This car doesn´t pretend anything, it has character and everything.00:08:53.075
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- Driving it you can satisfy all your desires.00:08:59.497
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- Thank you for the shooting.00:09:15.718
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- Here you have a gift from Artyčok.tv.00:09:17.602
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- What is it?00:09:20.077
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- The mirror is destroyed.00:09:24.567
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- What have you done with it?00:09:26.424
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- You better not entrust yourself to him.00:09:41.931
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- Exactly, that is a disaster!00:09:44.407
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- Where are we going?00:09:46.874
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- Acknowledgement to:00:09:51.849
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